Who? Ed, the guy. He was Amy’s date. He was here the whole night.
Jonah, you’re not even a man, you’re like an early draft of a man where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton but they didn’t have time to add details like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.
— Veep S02E06 (via kafka-on-the-shore)
– Did you ever call Dana “Ma’am”?
– I did once and it was awful.
fun fact: me in the white shortsfun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
via How Glory Goes.